Salt Goes Goy!
Transracial spies from the West Coast have just informed us of a newly-launching salt that hopes to do for Jesus what Kosher salt is doing for Moses.
Apparently retired Maryland barber Joe Godlewski was fed up with the Kosher crowd monopolizing the salt market and is soon to launch Christian salt — yes Christian salt.
His new Blessed Christian Salt will be blessed by a real Episcopal priest and will be available online or
via Christian book-stores or church-based fundraising efforts.
Godlewski says he want to add some ecumenical balance to the sodium-sphere.
Kosher salt-folk are reacting, as expected, with ample Oys!